Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she looked like the before picture.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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