I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
