I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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