its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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