Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
