I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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