Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You surviving the open bar?
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i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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