there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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