quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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