I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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