pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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