I wish I could punch you in the face.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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