Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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