i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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