Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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