Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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