Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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