Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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