It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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