butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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