i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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