She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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