I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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