She said her name was "party"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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