well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
You smell like stripper and shame
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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