gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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