This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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