there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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