: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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