I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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