Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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