its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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