Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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