Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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