I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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