We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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