It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Please tell me you havenโt left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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