Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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