My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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