Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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