i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
