I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.