Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(949): View more from California

just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL

Fav 21 977 1163
share tweet
(301): View more from Maryland

i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend

Fav 62 3161 1478
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(614): View more from Ohio

woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.

Fav 6 3430 1239
share tweet
(954): View more from Florida

It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.

Fav 4 2764 1884
share tweet
Locals Wish Tourists Would Stop Doing These 27 Things
Read it at the TFLN blog
(605): View more from South Dakota

I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.

Fav 6 3350 1321
share tweet
(410): View more from Maryland

I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up

Fav 7 2557 1504
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(805): View more from California

I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.

Fav 3 1268 728
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.

Fav 7 542 515
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(860): View more from Connecticut

How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??

Fav 3 57 8
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT