We won't sleep together?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Barsexuality is the new black.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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