You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Did we just second hand smoke crack?