Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(541): View more from Oregon

You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.

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(301): View more from Maryland

soooo we both peed the bed last night...

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(630): View more from Illinois

Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.

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(904): View more from Florida

I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.

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(+90): View more from Turkey

I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.

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(317): View more from Indiana

do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?

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(805): View more from California

The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Did we just second hand smoke crack?

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