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(206): View more from Washington

at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.

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(516): View more from New York

The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else

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(423): View more from Tennessee

We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.

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(415): View more from California

All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk

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(310): View more from California

What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?

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