soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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