I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Life is so much better after having sex.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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