so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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