I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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