that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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