I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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