well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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