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Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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