But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
