"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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