WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
