yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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