question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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