Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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