she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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